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Lang, Andrew, 1844-1912

"Old Friends, Epistolary Parody"

--Yours always,
DOROTHEA CASAUBON.

LETTER: From Euphues to Sir Amyas Leigh, Kt.

This little controversy on the value of the herb tobacco passed
between the renowned Euphues and that early but assiduous smoker,
Sir Amyas Leigh, well known to readers of "Westward Ho."
(He dissuadeth him from drinking the smoke of the Indian weed.)

Sir Amyas,--Take it not unkindly that a traveller (though less wide
a wanderer than thou) dissuadeth thee from a new-found novelty--the
wanton misuse, or rather the misuseful wantonness, of the Indian
herb. It is a blind goose that knoweth not a fox from a fern-bush,
and a strange temerity that mistaketh smoke for provender. The
sow, when she is sick, eateth the sea-crab and is immediately
recovered: why, then, should man, being whole and sound, haste to
that which maketh many sick? The lobster flieth not in the air,
nor doth the salamander wanton in the water; wherefore, then, will
man betake him for nourishment or solace to the fire? Vesuvius
bringeth not forth speech from his mouth, but man, like a volcano,
will utter smoke. There is great difference between the table and
the chimney; but thou art for making both alike. Though the Rose
be sweet, yet will it prove less fragrant if it be wreathed about
the skunk; and so an ill weed from the land where that beast hath
its habitation defileth a courteous knight.


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