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Lang, Andrew, 1844-1912

"Old Friends, Epistolary Parody"

Brought before the Commissary
of Police, the prisoner, who has not one word of French, was heard
through an interpreter. He gives himself the name of Piquouique,
rentier, English; and he appeals to his Ambassador. Of papers he
had letters bearing the name Samuel Pickwick, and, on his buttons,
the letters P.C., which we suspect are the badge of a secret
society. But this is not to the point; for it is certain that,
whatever the crimes of this brigand, he is NOT Fosco, but an
Englishman. That he should be found in the domicile of Fosco when
that droll had evaded is suspicious (louche), and his explanation
does not permit itself to be understood. I have fear that we enjoy
bad luck, and that M. Palmerston will make himself to be heard on
this matter.
Accept, Monsieur, the assurance of my high consideration.
LECOQ.
P.S.--Our comrade, the Count Smorltork, of the Police of Manners
(police des moeurs), has come to present himself. Confronted with
the bandit, he gives him reason, and offers his faith that the man
is Piquouique, with whom he encountered himself when on a mission
of secrecy to England it is now some years. What to do? (Que
faire?)

LETTER: From Mr. Allan Quatermain to Sir Henry Curtis.

Mr. Quatermain offers the correct account of two celebrated right
and left shots, also an adventure of the stranger in the Story of
an African Farm.


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